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facingthewaves:

Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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agaysongbird:

momentary-ecstasy:

Actors that don’t have the same accent as their characters fuck with my head.

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    OTP: Jeff/Shirley

    All of their storylines together are really sweet and show them really enjoying each other’s company, staring with the episode in S1 where they discover that they both love making fun of other people together. I love watching them adorably bring out the worst in each other, like when Jeff says he wanted to marry her because she did horrible things to Pierce’s sandwich. Shirley has had a terrible love life and I want her to have a win. Jeff has such a mommy thing sexually. I love everything about it.

    NOTP: Jeff/Annie

    I actually thought it had potential at first but I don’t like the way it’s been handled. It’s become just frustrating because they both admit that they like each other CONSTANTLY yet nothing happens for basically no reason and we’re still expected to be invested.

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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

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the simpsons was so tumblr before tumblr was tumblr

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hairandglasses:

“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”

But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.

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“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”

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